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Mystery Squad is a cooperative detective game with retro style. Sarcastic Robot Games is the developer.

Featuring four detectives who work together (or apart, whatever) to solve mysteries. Players will interrogate witnesses, search crime scenes, and argue loudly. Each player answers questions for themselves, so feel free to ignore your squad mates. Will you answer quickly in hopes of a higher score, or slowly in hopes of securing the correct responses?

Blond, Jerry Blond is the world’s most famous secret agent. A few years ago, he resigned from the service amid allegations that he was wasting government money on gambling, assisting attractive female psychopaths, and bragging about his accomplishments to foreign enemies. He is the creator of the Mystery Squad. Wherever police are useless, the Mystery Squad is less useless.

Mrs. Ficklesworth is a typical retired old maid, except she is married and not retired. She enjoys gossip, tea, and bumping into murderers. She abandoned her career as a police interrogator when her methods were exposed as cruel, unusual, torturous, and effective. As a former member of law enforcement, Mrs. Ficklesworth doesn’t play any games. Favorite hobby: video games.

Bortley comes from a broken home. His wealthy parents decided to buy a new home in Silk Forest. He wanted to join the Silk Forest Junior Detectives, but he did not qualify on account of his utterly incredible intelligence. Instead, he found an unpaid internship with the Mystery Squad, in Olympiaville. His talents and abilities are so vast that they cannot be described whatsoever. In his free time, Bortley enjoys reading a mystery novel. He has yet to finish it.

Manufactured by Robotic Crime Solutions, Inc., Detecto-Bot is a detective robot that solves crimes according to its subscription level. At the highest subscription level, Detecto-Bot completes mysteries to perfection within one day. The Private Eyes and Detectives Organization (PEDO) is contesting the legality of making their jobs easier and safer. Note: update to version 3.6a Excalibur to avoid minor death-causing issues in earlier versions.